June 18, 2024

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer,the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat: “T-square, do your stuff.”

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said:”Spreadsheet, do your stuff.”

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.

Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said: “Measure, do your stuff.”

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured. Exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said: “What can your cat do?”

The Government Employee called his cat and said: “Coffee Break, do your stuff.”

Coffee Break jumped to his feet…….

Ate the cookies……..

Drank the milk……..

Sh*t on the paper…….

Screwed the other three cats…….

Claimed he injured his back while doing so……

Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions…….

Put in for Workers Compensation………………and

Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave…………


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